Has Ron Mexico Invaded Minnesota?

MINNESOTA, MN - If only the Falcons had reached the super bowl, Jim Mora Jr. would still have a job and the state of Minnesota would still have a flourishing high school wrestling program. Instead, they've had to shut down the entire sport because of a nasty little herpes outbreak. As a safety precaution, the state has also banned direct "skin-to-skin" contact between the wrestlers - Oh you think so doctor? A national herpes expert not named Michael Vick said wrestlers are at a high risk for this sort of infection due to the nature of the sport. We could have never seen this coming. Continue Entry»

Not So Smart

Disclaimer: CursedCleveland.com and its made-up sponsors have no problems with substance abuse when used in moderation (we still don't even have a drug testing policy on our books...heck, we don't even have books yet). With that said, Michael Vick can't be this naive can he? Falcon fans have just flat-out had a bad few months, and it doesn't look like it's going to get much better. It must be tough sleeping at night knowing your team's future is in the hands of a guy who on a given snap, needs to immediately relay a play into the huddle, recognize a defense's initial formation and read a potential blitz scheme. Yet in the age of global terrorism, he's not smart enough to avoid transporting contraband on what's essentially a guided missile. Considering his speed, at least Vick should have no problem running from the law if need be.

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