Somewhere in Ohio - It's finally the weekend! For guys like us that means going to trendy bars, standing in isolated spots, and talking amongst ourselves....muttering things like "Man did you see that girl?" and "Remember when we used to be cool?" It's been an interesting week in the world of sports, and first and foremost congratulations to the Browns for winning the coin flip and the rights to whatever player who's career we decide to destroy by drafting them in April with the third overall pick (By the way, the last time we won a coin flip for a pick we decided to draft William Green, who turned out to be a phenomenal choice). The Cavs looked atrocious last evening, and I hate to say "I told you so" but the Orange-Out turned out to be a disaster. I would have to attribute this to the fact that too many corporate gurus attend Cavs games, and apparently are too enthralled with their business dealings to put the orange shirt on that was given to them at the entrance and join the union of loyal fans who did (Although I didn't go to the game and get a shirt, I have to wonder if they went ahead and gave out all XL's, which for those of us who aren't physically built to fill out a shirt of that magnitude then turns into either a dress or a cutoff).
Be sure to tune in this weekend as Tiger Woods goes for his 8th consecutive tour win at the Accenture Match Play Championships. I would tell you to tune into the NFL combine on NFL Network, however the miserable station that has destroyed the lives of all of us who want nothing more than to crack open a few cold ones with our buddies and watch these future stars go through their workouts has gone ahead and made it impossible for most of us. Special thanks to Time Warner Cable for not carrying NFL Network, and for employing the least literate human beings in the world to handle any customer complaints or billing issues. Finally, Manny Ramirez has continued to show us just how truly stupid he is, and it looks as if trade talks will again ensue in regards to this class-act. Check back tomorrow for more useless rambling that nobody should be subjected to reading.
7 comments:
Haha, my friends and I do the same thing at bars, sad isn't it?
Unbelievable how lazy not just Cavs fans are but all Ohio fans. Yes, last night half of the Cavs fans were to efff'n lazy to put the damn orange shirt on which made us look awfully gay especially on my high def tv. Also they tried to have a white out in Columbus for a buckeyes game and like five people participated. For being recognized as some of the most dedicated fans in all of sports, you cum stains are really pullin your weight
this is a football city, allways was and allways will be. Seeing the Cavs or the Tribe win a championship would be great but i would rather lose both teams to see the orange and brown in the superbowl just once.
So what you're saying is at one time you were cool at trendy bars?
Double Meat I would own you in any eating contest.
I slept in King Nicks bed last night and found a ton of money under the mattress from all his winnings he has had lately.
since when is the chester tavern a trendy bar? F Cursed cleveland.
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