CHESTER, WV - Previously known for single-handedly ruining the Rocky series and for single-handedly ruining the lives of any woman he slept with, Tommy Morrison is making his triumphant return to the boxing ring. The heavyweight was banished from the sport in 1996, when the HIV virus wasn't anywhere near in vogue as it is today. If I was John Castle (his scheduled opponent), I'd think twice about pulling a "Tyson." I'm pretty sure scheduling this on the same night as the "Free Blood Transfusion" promotion was not such a good idea.
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Hey, Yo Tommy, I didn't hear no bell.
I'll fight him - this way if someone bleads it won't be a big deal
there are rumors that Steve Kocsis was one of the possible contenders untill a biopsy was preformed on his boxers.....There are still no ansers to what hybrid disease he contracted.
The Diagnosis is in for Steve Kocsis: AIDS BUTT.
steve gave me aids and killed me from butt slamming too much
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