Tuesday, March 27, 2007

LeBron Building a House With All Those Bricks (Literally)


BATH TOWNSHIP - We're still scratching our heads why LeBron's new house, which we've known about since 2003, is all of a sudden newsworthy - that of course won't stop us from giving it more exposure. But seriously, the ABJ is impressed, as is WKYC. If you're like us, you've been openly questioning his priorities (and his taste in women) in the last calendar year. Fear not Cavs fans, he'll be working on his game each day; his bowling game. Would you believe there's not one basketball hoop in the entire place - all 35,000 sq ft of it? If ever there was a place he could not work on his free throws, you would assume his mansion would be that place. And don't be fooled LeBron fans, there's absolutely an ostentatious side of LeBron you never get to see (if we're not counting the contrived pregame ritual stolen from MJ, or the facial expressions he has to make after a wide open dunk when he's busy not getting back on defense); a limestone sculpture of himself.

6 comments:

Bobbabooey said...

Why you hatin on LeBron?

Anonymous said...

LeBron's a good basketball player. But why doesn't he have a hoop? He needs to work on his shooting

Ben said...

I think he will still have access to a few hoops at the new practice facilty in Independence.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you ever do any stories on Pro Bowling. Who cares if LeBron's house is bigger then anything we all are going to live in.

Anonymous said...

Pro bowling sucks. Rizz rules.

Anonymous said...

why don't you ever do stories on anything?

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