Thursday, March 15, 2007

An Update..Finally


I know I know, it's one of the most exciting times of the sports year, and CursedCleveland.com has been updated about as much as Richard Jeni's personal Myspace page. Incidentally, CursedCleveland.com is about to make a gigantic announcement regarding the future of our failed website. For the 25 or so of you that view us on a semi-regular basis, you'll probably vow never to make a return. Stay tuned nonetheless...

Big day for Mark Shapiro and the Cleveland Indian apologists. How about this line coming from a Cleveland Indians message board (which I definitely considered stealing for a few minutes, even as of right now), "I was hoping we would sign a journeyman GM that is coming off either an injury or a poor year and hoping to resurrect his career." This could be a really interesting season and off-season for Mark and the Tribe. If they miss the playoffs and only re-sign one of the "Big 3," the 10,000 Indians fans left in this town will be outraged.

The Cleveland Browns made all sorts of moves and we covered absolutely none of them. Robaire Smith will hopefully bolster our anemic defensive line. The Browns also released Terrelle Smith, apparently they weren't confident with his ability to make key fourth down throws in crucial situations like Lawrence Vickers.

The Browns are also going with a new and improved strategy for improving their offensive line. As opposed to bringing in the healthy player who inevitably injures himself after signing the contract, they astutely go after guys who have already missed entire seasons with a serious injury....case in point: Seth Mckinney.

By the way, 8 games, no upsets. That makes me feel really good about the Buckeyes tonight. At least "Mr. Cinderella" Gus Johnson's not doing their game. Wait....he is. Should I start burning my couch now, or wait until afterwards?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

over the MIDDDDLLLLEEEEE!

Ben said...

Definetly a lackluster first day, no doubt. That was good when it came to OSU, but not a very compelling day of viewing.

R.I.P. said...

cursed cleveland.com 2007-2007

dick vitale said...

how about those duukeees baaaaabbbbeyyyyy!!!

x-man said...

i've been a bigger contributor to this website than jeremy g

michael richards said...

because this website is on its last legs one suggestion on how to revive it:

more racial slurs

Elliott Feldman said...

Ok this is enough...I know myspace helps ugly kids like myself in getting ass, but now you can CONTACT RICHARD JENI. I mean seriously, when are these sites going to stop pushing the envelope.

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