Thursday, January 29, 2009

Newzin'




The braintrust of Carmen Policy and Dwight Clark somehow missed out on Kurt Warner back in 1999. Didn't Kendall Lewis want Akili Smith? Nobody was listening to it didn't matter. Bypassed by Browns.

Danny Granger says the Magic are the best team in the East "hands down." He gave interview while taking an ill-advised shot. He's no Magic act.

A Maurice Carthon-coached team is in the Super Bowl. I guess that's what happens when your backfield doesn't consist of Trent Dilfer and Reuben Droughns. Carthon lands on feet.

Study shows rape numbers dropping linked to internet pornography. We can't speak for any other website, but we know we haven't raped anyone in awhile. In defense of internet pornography.

Miami of Ohio recruit turns down Tressel. Have they checked with Mount Union yet? Austin Boucher turns down Ohio State.

Iraqi presidents to visit OSU. Columbus student will show them what burning possessions and terrorizing opposing fan bases is all about.

Patrick McManamon takes break from trashing Browns to tell us that concussions take toll on NFL players.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Iraqi presidents to visit OSU. Columbus student will show them what burning possessions and terrorizing opposing fan bases is all about."

Don't forget to show them urine bombs. Those could come in handy in Iraq.

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