Friday, February 16, 2007

That's All Foulke(s)



WINTERHAVEN, FL - Critics who say the Indians are signing guys at the tail end of their career couldn't be further from the truth. Technically they're signing guys who ARE literally at the end of their career. ESPN is reporting that Keith Foulke's season is over before it even started. The 34-year-old reliever had passed a club physical back in January, leading us to wonder if the Indians can even afford a legitimate physician given the "fiscal realities" of the medical marketplace. Fear not Tribe fans, we do have Joe Borowski waiting in the wings. Although, I must point out that as opposed to Foulke, he actually FAILED A PHYSICAL

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is Juan Gonzalez available?

El Presidente said...

I haven't retired yet! We can do like a 10 year reunion thing mang.

Orel Hershiser said...

I'm in!!

Tim Crews, Steve Olin said...

Sorry, can't make it.

joey belle said...

my hip hurts

David Wesley said...

Guys, stop this crap. I can personally assure you that all Cleveland teams target the youngest players in their absolute prime. Besides if I was here any earlier I would just murder Lebron in a drag race. We know his confidence can't take that right now.

R.I.P.
Bobby Phils

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