Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Alex Boone Doing Wonders for His Draft Stock



ALISO VIEJO, CA - Formerly the most coveted offensive lineman recruit in the nation, Alex Boone was arrested once again in an embarrassing alcohol-related incident. The Buckeyes senior offensive lineman apparently thought he was at the draft combine as he was apparently "jumping on car hoods, yanking on tow truck cable and trying to break a window." It's the biggest workout he's had in years.

Much like like an SEC defensive end
, police ran right around the 6-foot-8, 312-pounder as they surrounded him and eventually subdued him with a taser. From five-stars to five volts, things have gone horribly bad for Boone. He was arrested on suspicion of DUI after his freshman year at OSU. At least he learned from his lesson after the first arrest; this time no car was involved. Although authorities say "His blood-alcohol level was at least three times the legal amount."

Somehow Boone was able to escape at one point but was later found hiding under Steve Rehring a patio. One could argue this is the first time Boone has demonstrated that he might actually belong in the NFL.

4 comments:

aaronjmac said...

I'll bet the Cowboys will still want him.

The Cleveland Racist said...

I'm suprised this wasn't Bryant Browning

Angry Andy said...

Waiting for next year stole your post and wrote it later.

Anonymous said...

Who's laughing now?

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