DOWNSSYNDROMEVILLE, USA - According to ESPN.com, Michael Phelps admitted that the pictures of him pretending to be 17 years old again and ripping off of the bong were in fact real. Oh, he's sorry for his actions by the way. This isn't the first time this asshat has embarassed himself and his family, as he was arrested for drunk driving when he was 19 years old
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The fact of the matter is this: This guy is a complete tool, and has been his entire life. He looks mildly retarded, and probably got made fun of a lot growing up. Now he's in the media spotlight, and is doing things that he couldn't possibly have done when he was supposed to be "experimenting." When the cooler kids were out partying, drinking and driving and getting high, he was probably masturbating in the pool.
Now he's this big olympic champion, as if anyone gives a shit about the olympics or swimming, and all the temptations in the world are there for this loser. As long as I don't see any headlines about him sleeping with hot famous chicks, I don't care what happens to this big toothed freak.
The fact of the matter is this: This guy is a complete tool, and has been his entire life. He looks mildly retarded, and probably got made fun of a lot growing up. Now he's in the media spotlight, and is doing things that he couldn't possibly have done when he was supposed to be "experimenting." When the cooler kids were out partying, drinking and driving and getting high, he was probably masturbating in the pool.
Now he's this big olympic champion, as if anyone gives a shit about the olympics or swimming, and all the temptations in the world are there for this loser. As long as I don't see any headlines about him sleeping with hot famous chicks, I don't care what happens to this big toothed freak.
5 comments:
apparently phelps didn't get the memo that smoking weed isn't cool anymore after college.....not really cool then either......your right bsmith, he is a tool.....
Smith, some spacing would be nice!
BSmith who won the Australian Open Mens' Final?
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Title should have been "Rosetta Stoned"
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