Tuesday, February 3, 2009


"The Indians not only believe, but are banking on, that Wood can make a Dennis Eckersley-like transformation from the rotation to the pen." We're thinking he'll be more like Dave Dravecky. Team betting on Wood.

"I've decided to seek professional treatment." I guess Boone is heading to pros for something, even if it may not be football Alex Boone issues a statement.

LeBron's player
of the month award is overshadowed by the player of our generation. James wins POM.

They should call it an NIT bracket buster. CSU facing 9-12 Wichita State.

After realizing that OSU is operating in the red and that the Shot has five thousand empty seats per game, Buckeye basketball is now selling tickets for $5. I'm more concerned about how they're going to fill the three empty seats on the bench next year.


Anonymous said...

Why are you not writing for Leno?! Hilarity in every word!

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