Friday, January 19, 2007

Nixon's a Crook (1 Year - $3 Million)



CLEVELAND - The Indians just keep making noise this off-season, unfortunately it's the kind of noise that nobody cares about. The book on Nixon; he doesn't bunt, he doesn't steal, he doesn't hit home runs, he doesn't drive runners in, his slugging percentage has steadily dropped over the past four years, as has his batting and OPS (Slugging + On base %), but at least he's a triple hitting machine (zero last season). Offensively, this guy has had more problems with lefties than, well, Richard Nixon. CursedCleveland.com would like to thank Shin-Choo-Choo for participating, this move almost assuredly means that Choo will be sent packing.

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