Thursday, January 18, 2007

Maggette in Wine and Gold?

CLEVELAND, OHIO - Rumor mills everywhere are grinding, and reports say that the Cavaliers may be interested in acquiring 7-year veteran Corey Maggette from the L.A. Clippers. Sources suggest that the Clippers are looking to receive a seasoned veteran, a young player with potential, and a future first round draft pick in exchange for the baby oil-covered swing man. The Cavs have been fishing with David Wesley, Sasha Pavlovic and a future first rounder, however there is no word on whether or not the Clippers' front office is biting. The potential acquisition of Maggette could mean another guy who can come off the bench and provide consistent scoring, defense and athleticism. It also means more street cred for a Cavs team that is in desperate need of players that could end up in a "Hot Bod" body wash campaign . In light of this statement, I would like to present you with the top 5 most "Jacked Up" players in the NBA today:
5. Dwight Howard - Disgustingly strong and still has growing to do (And by growing I mean his head needs to grow into his body).
4. Ben Wallace - Clearly this guy learned his workout routine from Herschel Walker.
3. Alonzo Mourning - Don't let his kidney transplant fool you, this is a guy you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley (Also covers his body with baby oil before games).
2. Corey Maggette - The epitome of what we all strive for in lifting weights.
1. Martynas Andriuskevicius - Bone structure, muscle tone, mass; it's all part of this future low post phenomenon's total package.
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