Monday, February 26, 2007

Michael Vick Would Be Proud...

REGINA, Saskatchewan - According to reports from, the distinguished gentleman pictured above has been up to no good. Trevis Smith, a former Alabama University player, was found guilty of two counts of aggravated sexual assault this month. Apparently, he knowingly had unprotected sex with two women, while knowing that he was a carrier of the HIV Virus (From the looks of him alone, I can't possibly see how he could do something like this). Smith was a linebacker for the Saskatchewan RoughRiders, of course... I mean is there a better name for a team full of thugs? According to reports, two Canadian women (Who can't be hot considering Avril Lavigne might be the only attractive woman in the whole country) told a judge that Smith knowingly had sex with them and didn't inform them of his condition. The judge believed the women, although Smith denied the allegations. I can't help but wonder whether or not this guy will be forced to inform his fellow inmates of his infection before they perform "initiations" on him? Falcons Qb Michael Vick has been very sympathetic with the plight of Smith, and is believed to be lobbying for a quick appeal for this case.
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Trevis Smith said...

Nobody will be initiating me, look at me! I will give HIV to any inmate who looks at me wrong!

Mike Vick said...

Shake it off Trevis, it could happen to the best of em!

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