Thursday, January 25, 2007

Bush Losing Heisman?



SAN DIEGO, CA - Yahoo News, known more for its widely-respected porn gathering services, is actually doing some reporting. They must really have a thing for Reggie Bush...He's been the target of an eight-month investigation alleging, believe it or not, that the talented football player received benefits. Serious stuff for USC, which could receive NCAA sanctions. Although, the Trojans could probably lose every scholarship, lose every game, hire John L. Smith and still manage to produce 20 NFL players each year. Keep checking yahoo for updates and for "hot, sexy teens."

6 comments:

Ryan McNaughton said...

The headline should have been "Impeach Bush". I thought you went to Syracuse or something.

J. Artino said...

You still arent funny or informative in any way shape or form. Thought this was about cleveland sports, what gives?

SportsBoyTony said...

Mr. Artino...

We fully admit we're not for everyone, or anyone for that matter. Our target demographic at this point consists of friends (of which we have few) and family (of which I have none). It's an odd marketing scheme, that's for sure.

We respect your comments and look forward to hearing more from you in the future. Incidentally, I try to encourage all our critics that do not find our humor utterly hilarious to check out something a little more up their alley: margaretcho.com. Let the knee-slapping ensue.

Joe Artino's Ugly Little Sister said...

I find the laughs to be non stop on this page personally. Keep up the good work guys. If you did the page just on cleveland sports it would be an awfully shitty page (to reflect the current state of sports in the area).

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