Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Tiger to Adress the Nation

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - This afternoon, following his practice round at Torrey Pines C.C., the most dominant athlete in the World will address the nation (much like President Bush did last night) with his first press conference of 2007. Tiger will answer questions on topics ranging from this week's Buick Invitational (A tournament which he has won 4 times and never finished outside of the top 10 in nine starts) to the new Fed-Ex Cup. Woods comes into this tournament riding six consecutive wins, and will look to make it 7 in a row this week at a venue that couldn't adhere more perfectly to his game. It's been a rough 4 months for fans of the star golfer, as he hasn't laced up the ol' golf shoes and put on the tight-fitting Nike shirts (which we'd all like to wear when we play if we were cut up like Tiger) since October 1st. I'd imagine he's really been fine-tuning his game in the off season, as he looks to come out and show the rest of the tour who's in charge in '07 (I don't think I'd touch a club in the off season; instead I would spend as much time as possible with my beautiful wife if I was Eldrick. In fact, if that was my wife, I might quit the sport all together and just hang out with her all day every day). It should be a treat if Tiger is in the hunt come this weekend since the previous tournaments this year haven't been too scintillating without the tour's center of attention in the mix.

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