Has Ron Mexico Invaded Minnesota?

MINNESOTA, MN - If only the Falcons had reached the super bowl, Jim Mora Jr. would still have a job and the state of Minnesota would still have a flourishing high school wrestling program. Instead, they've had to shut down the entire sport because of a nasty little herpes outbreak. As a safety precaution, the state has also banned direct "skin-to-skin" contact between the wrestlers - Oh you think so doctor? A national herpes expert not named Michael Vick said wrestlers are at a high risk for this sort of infection due to the nature of the sport. We could have never seen this coming.